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Simpsons Comics #1 Quotes
(3 Quotes)Note: This comic doesn't contain page numbers. Cover Quote: 'FIRST ISSUE COLLECTOR'S ITEM!' Quote 1: (Page 2) Bart: "I'm reading the scale for Homer. He can't see past his belly." Quote 2: (Page 23) Homer: "Unnhh! Wha -- Where am I? How'd I get stuck in this hole in just my underwear?" Quote 3: (Page 24) Marge: "And look Homey -- According to this, you've lost three pounds." Homer: "Woohoo! Donuts, here I come!"
Simpsons Comics #97 Quotes
(14 Quotes)Cover Quote: 'SLACK-JAWED JOCULARITY!' Quote 1: (Page 1) Apu: "It is us, The Simpsons! Let us get this party started! Dr. Hibbert: "Well, now that you're here this is officially the worst ...party ...ever! Ah hee hee hee!" Quote 2: (Page 2) Bart: "Ach! This punch tastes like scottish bog water!" Quote 3: (Page 3) Dr. Hibbert: "What's with the tattoo?" Ned Flanders: "Oh, that's from years ago when Homer and I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. The less said about that weekend the better!" Quote 4: (Page 5) Rod Flanders: "Daddy, why are you kissing that man?" Todd Flanders: "Is he our new mommy?" Quote 5: (Page 6) Rod Flanders: "Now I'm The Tasmanian Devil!" Todd Flanders: "Daddy! Rod said he's the Devil! I'll get the holy water!" Quote 6: (Page 7) Homer: "Ned, as your best friend, I feel it's my duty while you're gone to look after your bumper pool table, big screen TV, and imported beer bar!" Quote 7: (Page 11) Bart: "Yeah, Homer must have done it while I was asleep! What a great dad!" Milhouse: "My dad does stuff for me, too" Bart: "Like what?" Milhouse: "Well, er...um..." An hour later... Milhouse: "Um...he shared a cigar with me once!" Quote 8: (Page 12) Homer: "Bart! What did I tell you about drinking and driving?" Bart: "Nothing, I'm only ten! I can't drink or drive!" Homer: "Touché!" Quote 9: (Page 13) Cletus: "I want you off'n my property by the time I count as high as I kin count!" Quote 10: (Page 15) Herman: "I understand you're having a feud with your neighbor!" Homer: "What? How'd you find out so fast?" Herman: "The internet" Quote 11: (Page 21) Lisa: "Bart!" Bart: "Lisa! Oh, man, what a mix up! I thought this was my room and...um...my piggy bank! Quote 12: (Page 21) Lisa: "Please don't tell anyone, Bart!" Bart: "Don't worry, Lis, your secret is safe with me and your piggy bank!" Quote 13: (Page 22) Marge: "Lisa, what's that in your hair?" Bart: "Looks like hog slop to me!" Lisa: "Bart!" Homer: "Hey, how come Lisa gets hog slop and I just get pancakes?" Quote 14: (Page 25) Homer: "I agree! I'd never be able to hurt a family member!" Bart: "How about all the times you choked me?" Homer: "Those were just neck hugs!" Bartman Comics #1 Quotes
(6 Quotes)Note: This comic doesn't contain page numbers. Cover Quote: 'BART SIMPSON, ARCHENEMY OF EVIL!' Quote 1: (Page 3) Lisa: "Me? Give up my summer? Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I'm crazy!" Quote 2: (Page 4-5) Marge: "Besides, Maybe you can really learn something from all this -- like if you study a little harder, you won't have to go next summer." Bart: "Mom, it's bad enough that I have to waste precious days of my youth in summer school. Don't make it worse by asking me to actually learn something. Quote 3: (Page 5) Milhouse: "She says having me hanging around the house all summer makes her plants die." Quote 4: (Page 6) Bart: "Ooh, baby! After a hard day of school, nothing helps you forget all the junk they've made you learn like a visit to the comic book shop!" Quote 5: (Page 9) Otto: Hold onto your seats, kids! Due to school budget cutbacks, we couldn't get the brakes fixed. Quote 6: (Page 25) Kearney: Hey! My pants are starting to fall down!" Jimbo & Dolph: Ha Ha! Kearney: It's not funny, man! Jimbo & Dolph: Ha Ha! |
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