> > > > One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says
> > > > to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
> > > > I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to 
spend that 
> > > > kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a 
diagnostic computer 
> > > > down at Walmart. Just give it a urine sample and the 
computer'll

> > > > tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten 

> > > > seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a 
doctor."
> > > >
> > > > So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it 
to 
> > > > Walmart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up 
and

> > > > asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot 
and

> > > > waits. Ten seconds later,the computer ejects a printout: 
"You 
> > > > have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid 
heavy
> > > > activity. It will improve in two weeks."
> > > >
> > > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology 
was,

> > > > Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He 
mixed 
> > > > some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples 
from 
> > > > his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for 
good

> > > > measure. Jack hurries back to Walmart, eager to check the 
> > > > results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, 
and 
> > > > awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
> > > > 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal 
shampoo.
> > > > 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
> > > > rehab.
> > > > 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
> > > > Get a lawyer.
> > > > 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
> > > > will never get better.
> > > >
> > > > Thank you for shopping at Walmart
> > > >
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