> Spiders
>
> A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent
> his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and
> stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed
> she was looking at two spiders mating.
>
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she
> asked.
>
> "They're mating," her father replied.
>
> "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
>
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
>
> "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>
> "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>
> The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot
> and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be okay
> in California, New York, or Massachusetts,
> but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."
>