>             WHY GOD MADE MENOPAUSE
>
>             With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old 

>woman was
>             able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged 

>from the
>             hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
>             May we see the new baby?" one asked.
>             "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee 
and we can visit 
>for a while
>             first."
>             Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, 
"May we 
>see the new
>             baby now?"No, not yet," said the mother. After 
another few 
>minutes had
>             elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" 
"No, not 
>yet," replied
>             the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, 
when 
>CAN we see the
>             baby?"
>             "WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them.
>             "WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have 
to wait until 
>it CRIES??"
>
>             "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."
>
>