This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but,now
we know. 
If you put a woman on a pedestal 
and try to protect her from the rat race ...you're a male chauvinist. 
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If you stay home and do the housework
...you're a pansy. 
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If you work too hard
...there's never any time for her. 
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If you don't work enough
...you're a good-for-nothing bum. 
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ...this is exploitation. 
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If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better. 
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If you get a promotion ahead of her
...that is favoritism. 
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If she gets a job ahead of you
...it's equal opportunity. 
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If you mention how nice she looks
...it's sexual harassment. 
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If you keep quiet
...it's male indifference. 
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If you cry
...you're a wimp. 
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If you don't
...you're an insensitive bastard. 
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If you make a decision without consulting her ....you're a chauvinist. 
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If she makes a decision without consulting you ....she's a liberated
woman. 
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ....that's domination. 
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If SHE asks you
...it's a favor. 
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If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ...you're a
pervert. 
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If you don't
...you're gay. 
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If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ...you're
sexist. 
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If you don't
...you're unromantic. 
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If you try to keep yourself in shape
...you're vain. 
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If you don't
...you're a slob. 
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If you buy her flowers
...you're after something. 
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If you don't
...you're not thoughtful. 
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If you're proud of your achievements
... you're full of yourself. 
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If you don't
...you're not ambitious. 
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If she has a headache
...she's tired.
If you have a headache
...you don't love her anymore. 
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If you want it too often
...you're oversexed. 
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If you don't
...there must be someone else. 
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Men die first because they want to!!!