> >   Hunting
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> >   A father and son went hunting together for the first time.  The 
father 
>said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."  A 
few 
>minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his 
>son. "What's wrong?" the father asked.  "I told you to be 
quiet."
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> >
> >
> >   The boy, bless his heart, answered, "Look, I was quiet when the 
snake 
>slithered across my feet.  I was quiet when the bear  breathed down my 
>neck.
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> >
> >
> >   I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I 
>closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
> >
> >
> >
> >   I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
> >
> >
> >
> >   I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
> >
> >
> >
> >   But when the two chipmunks    crawled up my pant legs and said, 
>'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just 
>panicked.".
> >