These great questions and answers are from the
>days
>when Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous and clever,
>not (as) scripted and often dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was
>the
>host asking the questions.
>
>Q: Do female frogs croak?
>A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
>
>  Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should
>       you be?
>A: Charlie Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
>
>Q: True or False: a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
>  A: George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
>
>Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or
>a woman?
>A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
>
>Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think
>that he's attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's
>married?
>A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
>
>Q: Which of your five senses first tends to diminish as you grow older?
>A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
>Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love 
you?"
>A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
>
>Q: What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get 
Enough"?
>A: George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the apartment next
>door.
>
>Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
>hands while talking?
>A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question, Peter, and
>I'll
>give you a gesture you'll never forget.
>
>Q: Why do Hells Angels wear leather?
>A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
>
>Q: You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any
>the first year?
>A: Charley Weaver: Of course not. I'm too busy growing strawberries.
>
>Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
>A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
>
>Q: It is considered bad taste to discuss two things at nudist camps.
>One
>is politics, what is the other?
>A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
>
>Q: During a tornado, is it safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
>A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
>
>Q: Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
>A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
>
>Q: When you pat a dog on his head he will wag his tail. What will a
>goose do?
>A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
>
>Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
>A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
>
>Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into
>the habit of kissing a lot of people?
>A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.
>
>Q: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting, "Poo!   Poo!
>Poo!" What does this mean?
>A: George Gobel: Cattle crossing.
>
>Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body.   What is
>it?
>A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it
>certainly isn't neglected.
>
>Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
>head,
>what was he trying to do?
>A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
>
>Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time: your wife or your
>elephant?
>A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
>
>Q: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
>A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
>
>Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them,
>and
>has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
>A: Charley Weaver: His feet.
>
>Q: According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in
>bed?
>A: Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
>