>   Norwegian Snorers
>   Four guys from Lake Aasgaard went up to Northern Minnesota fishing.  To 
>save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms.  

>Well,
>   Arne sleeps with Ole the first night and he come to breakfast next 
>morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot.  They say, 
"Vat 
>happen to
>   you?"  Arne says, "That Ole, he snores so loud, I was kept 
avake 
>vatching him all night.  I can't do that 'nother night so vun of you's got 
>to do it"
>   Since Ole snores so loudly, no one else wanted to room with him, but  
>they finally agree to take turns.  The next night is Oscar's turn.  In the 
>morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot.  Oscar 
>declares, "Fer sure, dat Ole shakes the roof.  And he sleeps so hard, 
I
>   couldn't vake him.  I vatched him all night."  The third night was 
>Sven's turn.  Next morning Sven come to b! reakfast bright eyed and bushy 
>tailed."  They can't believe it!  They say, "Vat happened?"  
Sven say, 
>"Well, ve get ready for bed.  I go und tuck Ole into bed and kiss him 
good 
>night.  Den he vatches me all night long."
>