A woman was very distraught at the fact she had not had a date or any 
sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided 
to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the 
well known Chinese sex therapist Dr.Som, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Som said, "OK, take off all 
your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room"

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr.Som then said, "OK, now craw rerry, rerry fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr.Som shook his head slowly and said, "Your problem vewy bad. You 
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.  Dat why you not half sex or 
dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.Som, what is Ed 
Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: " Ed Zachary Disease is when your 
face look Ed Zachary like your ass."