> > Three Labrador retrievers--one brown, one yellow and one black were
> > > > sitting
> > > > > in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they  
struck up a
> > > > > conversation.
> > > > >
> > > > > The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So 
why are you here?"
>The
> > > > brown
> > > > > lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on 
everything--the sofa the
> > > curtains,
> > > > > the cat, the kids.  But the final straw was last night 
when I
>pissed
> > in
> > > > the
> > > > > middle of my owner's bed."
> > > > >
> > > > > The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to 
do?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from 
the brown lab.  "They
> > > reckon
> > > > > it'll calm me down."
> > > > >
> > > > > The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, 
"Why are 
>you
> > > here?"
> > > > >
> > > > > The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under 
fences, dig up
>flowers
> > > and
> > > > > trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, 
I dig up 
>the
> > > > carpets.
> > > > > But I went over the line last night when I dug a great 
big hole in
>my
> > > > > owner's couch."
> > > > >
> > > > > "So what are they going to do to you?" the 
black lab inquired.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." The 
dejected yellow lab said.
> > > > >
> > > > > The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, 
"Why are 
>you
> > > here?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "I'm a humper," the black lab said. 
"I'll hump the cat, a pillow,
>the
> > > > table,
> > > > > postboxes, what ever. I want to hump everything I see. 
Yesterday,
>my
> > > owner
> > > > > had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down 
to dry her
> > toes,
> > > > and
> > > > > I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and 
started
>humping
> > > > away."
> > > > >
> > > > > The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and 
said, "So,
>nuts
> > off
> > > > for
> > > > > you too, huh?"
> > > > >
> > > > > The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails 
clipped."
> > > > >
> > > > >