9 months later
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>>>  Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up 
Jack's
>>> mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got 

>>> caught
>>> in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked 
the
>>> attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the 
night. "I
>>> realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house 
all 
>>> to
>>> myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm 
afraid the 
>>> neighbors
>>> will talk if I let you stay in my house."
>>>>
>>>>       "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy 
to sleep in the barn. 
>>>> And
>>> if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady 
agreed, 
>>> and
>>> the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the 
night. 
>>> Come
>>> morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They 

>>> enjoyed a
>>> great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an
>>> unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to 
figure 
>>> it
>>> out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of 
that
>>> attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on 
his 
>>> friend
>>> Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-lookin widow 
from the 
>>> farm
>>> we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months 
ago?"
>>>>
>>>>       "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you, er, happen 
to get up in the 
>>>> middle
>>> of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
>>>>
>>>>       "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed 
about being found
>>> out. "I have to admit that I did."
>>>>
>>>>       "And did you happen to use my name instead of 
telling her your
>>> name?"
>>>>
>>>>       Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, 
I'm sorry,
>>> buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
>>>>
>>>>       "She just died and left me everything."
>>>